Oh. I'm actually trained in espionage, combat and military strategy, so... if someone threatens or attacks you, I could help. [he's just going to do his best to pretend he wasn't caught having trouble climbing to a bed. HE'S HAD BETTER DAYS.] But let's hope that won't be necessary.

I can't say I'd be too excited to carry things, but if you want me to, then sure. I seriously owe you big time.